Pointless headlines.

(I'm trying a new method of drawing on my new dry-erase board instead of using MS Paint...bear with me.)

When I watch the news, I want to be informed of everything going on in the world - even the unpleasant things. The news seems to think differently. They seem to think that if they only post horrible things, then people will stop watching the news. They will say,

"Last night, hundreds of people died in the aftermath of a magnitude 8.0 earthquake in China."

5 seconds later, they will say:


So, instead of telling me something equally useful, they tell me to look at a puppy.

If I wanted to look at puppies, I would go to the shelter.

Or Google.

Please tell me useful things, news.