Shopping for Shorts.

If you want to look classy, shopping for the proper shorts is near-impossible nowadays. Most of them are probably as long as boy shorts (you know, the underwear?), or they're riddled with pointless tears and holes. Apparently, girls are supposed to show as much of their legs as possible without actually going out in our underwear. These kinds of shorts are even showing up in the little girls' section. It's kind of sickening.

A diagram of my dilemma:

Am I looking in the wrong stores? Where can I find nice shorts like these?

Those pockets are disgusting.